Funny Christmas Card Quotes

Funny Christmas Card Quotes "Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven".
– W. C. Fields

"The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other."

Funny Christmas Card Quotes

"Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day."
Helen Steiner Rice

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live".
- George Carlin

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas".
– Johnny Carson

"There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries."
W.J. Cameron.

"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it".
- Richard Lamm